An assortment of schedule 1 narcotics + a few guns = 121 months in federal prison. I strongly question the math, but whatever. Not only am I a "genius", entrepreneur, and rowdy heroin addict, I am a graffiti/new school artist with perfect teeth and bulletproof charisma. Try me. "MdSin.

Daphne Nava 22805-510
Danbury F.C.I.
33 ½ Pembroke Road
Danbury, Connecticut 06811

Date of Birth: 11-20-1987
Height: 5'4"
Earliest Release Date: 12/06/2030
Maximum Release Date: 12/06/2030
Would you like letters from both sexes:
(This does not refer to sexual orientation) 
Education: High School Diploma
Occupation before prison: Airport Staff
Activities in prison: Artist, muralist, cooking, plumbing, education, reading, writing
Can you receive and send emails: Yes
If yes, which service: dnavaeedh@emailinterface.org
Anything else: I am a very talented and published artist